Maintaining an Inventory

Maybe you're new to collecting, maybe you're a collector who's never really thought about your collection in terms of "inventory" or "asset" – here's some things to consider, not just for the sake of avoiding the annoyance of duplicate purchases.

Before I go any further: nothing in this post is intended as legal advice. I am not an attorney. If you have questions about insurance, an insurance claim, or legal issues about an insurance claim, you should speak to a qualified attorney in your state.

Insurance

If you have renter's or homeowner's insurance and something catastrophic happens where you need to make a claim, how will you know what to claim or how to prove it without documentation. Maintaining a good, current database of your collection is vital for this. Photograph everything, keep a list of what you have, and if you have really valuable collectibles, keep detailed purchase records. An insurance adjuster won't just pay a claim out on your say-so. Note: read your policy closely to see if it even covers your collectibles; it may not.

No More Duplicate Buying

This alone will save you hundreds, but it only works if you maintain a current up-to-date database. (It also helps avoid having to return gifts that might be duplicates.)

Track Missing Pieces

If your collection is missing a piece, and the collection is large, sometimes it can be hard to recall which piece(s) might be missing just by looking at a display. With a database tailored to your needs, you can flag those missing items. Just remember that when you acquire something that you adjust the data accordingly.

Track Spending

Maybe you don't know how much you spend on your hobby, and you want to. Maintaining a database will help you do that. (You might not thank me for that suggestion...)

Gift Suggestions

"What do you want for your birthday?" (sigh) Look, I know it, you know it: Amazon wish lists are a thing. Unfortunately, not everyone is able or willing to use that to our advantage. By using the suggestion above, you can also give ideas to people who aren't willing to hit Amazon up to shop. (If they don't do ebay, either, and all your ideas are deep dives, you'll have to get creative.)

Bragging Rights

I'm not gonna lie: When my collection tipped over eight hundred figures, it was a little thrilling. But it's hard to be thrilled about or proud of what you're unaware of. Geeks are cool now, right? So let your geek flag fly, my friend, and be proud of that collection you've amassed. Share it with the world, and if your friends give you s#!t about it... well, maybe you need better friends. (Seriously.)

So how does it work?

I maintain my inventory using a free open source database software, called Open Office from Apache. (Download it here.) Maybe you already have the Microsoft suite that includes Excel and love it (I loathe it), either will do what you need with some tinkering. Here's a screenshot of how my customized spreadsheet looks:

OpenOffice spreadsheet

I cannot recommend OpenOffice highly enough, honestly. It's a free application, no one's paying me to say that, I'm not one of the devs, I don't know any of the devs – it's just good, simple, easy-to-use and will export the whole database as a PDF so I can read it on my phone or send it to someone else.

Column J, not visible in the above image, is "purchased from/price." I only recently started tracking that information, so it's mostly empty. You can include as much or as little info as you want. I included assortment and stock numbers for many, but not UPC, because I don't want to type all those numbers. The two lines in blue text are Wonder Woman figures, the only character I currently track in a separate color, and the only character I maintain a significant collection of variants in. (Using a different color just makes it faster to see at a glance while scrolling.)

My database is strictly alphabetical by name, regardless of series. But that's my database, and what works for me. However you need to keep track of your figures to make it easy for you to maintain an accurate inventory is the way you should do it.

Documentation

If you're going to keep your receipts, be sure to label them clearly. If you go to Target and buy action figures, it's not clear what you bought, typically. Since the paper is sensitive to heat and grease, be sure to keep them someplace cool and dry, or better still: scan the receipt and keep that with the photographs you take of the item.

Take pictures of the front and back of the figure in the package, even if you plan to take it out (as I do). Sometimes those packages have information about the wave or series that might be useful about other items that are coming out later or out now that you might want to pick up. The photograph also helps provide documentation of the thing in your possession if you have to make an insurance claim. (Again, read your insurance claim closely to see if your collectibles are covered under your policy. If your collection is valuable and your homeowner's insurance is not great, there are insurance policies available just for collectibles.)

Inventory photos, front and back (one combined image);
this image also shows the price tag on the piece.

The bottom line is this: Keeping track of your stuff is a good idea. Setting up a database and getting everything input into it the first time... well, that's a bit of a chore, to be honest. Once it's set up, keep it up and it won't be such a task. Inventory – data entry – isn't glamorous, but it can save so much hassle in the long run.

NEW TOY! (Not What You're Thinking)

So we got a 3D printer, a Creality Ender 3 Pro, and I've been messing about on TinkerCAD designing things for my collection. There's already plenty of figure stands to choose from on Thingiverse, but I found the couple I printed to be a little clunky or just not useful for female figures, due to their smaller feet and narrower stance. Making my own allowed me to dial in exactly what I needed for those tiny little feet. 

I'm also printing just a ton of risers, custom-measured for the shelves I have. Since I have to print them a little at a time due to the constraints of the printer bed, it takes me two days to make the six pieces I need for a single shelf. (I have 30 shelves that will have risers on them; not all of those will have 3 pairs.) Then I have another shelf with my Star Wars figures, with a different set of risers to print...

One of the reasons I am opting to go this route is the cost of lumber right now. It's expensive. Add to that, by using the printed pieces, I can get a lot thinner, a lot more precise, and the color (grey) matches the backing of the shelves in the bookcases the majority of the figures are in. So far, I have the top row done, and the difference is remarkable. 

The 3D printed risers make a huge difference in how the figures display.

 

I'm also working on some figure-interactive backgrounds that can be attached to the risers, but those are still in development. (Stay tuned.)

The best part of all this new stuff is that once I reorganize the shelves, I can do a whole lot of unboxing – I haven't wanted to start that until I get the shelves in better order. I'm well past 800 female figures now, and though there are some duplicate characters (Wonder Woman, Leia Organa, Captain Marvel, and a couple of others), for the most part, the vast majority of that is single representations of characters. I don't even know how many are still in boxes at the moment; 20? 30? It'll be a day, maybe a weekend to get that done. (Darn.)

Year's End (Thank the Universe...)

Not going to do a Year in Review; plenty of far more articulate people are doing those. Not going to do resolutions; I never manage to keep them and end up feeling like a failure. Instead, let's all breathe a sigh of relief that this dumpster fire we call 2019 is over in a few more hours. Truthfully, I don't hold out much hope that 2020 will be much of an improvement, given the last couple of years, but depending on how you count, it's a new decade, and people are trying to be optimistic for the next Roaring Twenties.

I have a milestone coming up in the middle of next year, and I'm hoping to make some life changes with that in mind. (Again, not calling them resolutions, since that never works out...) But looking at a half-century, and seeing that I could be doing things better, differently, more mindfully – that's a good thing, right?

It will be a balancing act between wants and needs, work and home, me and family, and I'd really like for me not to get the short end of the stick by sacrificing everything for everyone else. Easier said than done, with a disabled adult child at home, but I am not the sole caregiver.

I intend to finish Book Two of a series I'm writing, then go back and reread Book One and see if I need to make any changes to continuity, and the make edits to Two; first priority. Second, I want to construct the risers for my collection once and for all, which may mean going online and seeing about finding the materials for free (I'd rather not pay for scrap if I don't have to). Third, quit smoking – for good this time.

I'd also like to get a website up and running for this stuff, something a little easier to manage than a blog. I have so much information about female action figures, and no good place to put it. The blog format is not ideal.

Anyway... here's to surviving 2019. See you on the other side.

Why Are We Still Debating Fake Geek Girls?

This post was brought to you today by a Twitter thread by Seanan McGuire (who is one hell of an author, if you haven't read her books – she also writes as Mira Grant), read the whole thread here. She begins with this:

I am continually astonished by men who claim that the mere existence of women is political and "forcing social justice into fiction." I've been a geek girl since I was three years old and obsessed with Doctor Who, My Little Pony, and Vincent Price. – SMcG

I grew up in a very small town in a rural farming community. Across the street from my house was a corn or bean field, depending on the crop rotation that year. Mice in the walls every fall when they harvested. My consolidated high school was around 400 students, the population of my hometown at the time was 550. Small.

When Star Wars came out, our older brother took me and my little brother to see it. The boys in my class were really into the action figures and toys and stuff. I remember enjoying the movie, but I didn't have any of the toys. I played with some of those boys, and was fine being Leia (the lone important female character), and don't remember missing having lightsaber battles since she never got one. The girls in my class, my friends, and the neighbor girls who were a year ahead of me in school weren't interested in it, though, and I drifted between the boys who played Star Wars and the girls who dressed Barbies and rollerskated.

I remember the Community Center playing movies in the summer, old black and white monster movies like The Deadly Mantis, and insisting I be allowed to go see them. I remember Channel 3 having an Early Show program at 3pm that showed movies, and they had theme weeks, and I'd rush home from school to watch when there were Godzilla or Universal monster movies on that week. I don't remember any of my friends doing that with me.

I watched Wonder Woman, The Six-Million Dollar Man, The Bionic Woman, Charlie's Angels, and The Incredible Hulk on TV when I could if there wasn't something else more interesting for my parents to watch. There was no shortage of heroic figures in my media consumption. I didn't have the toys to show it, though. (I honestly don't remember asking for dolls for WW, BW or the Angels, and I don't know that I would have received them. Not only did I grow up rural, I grew up working class – strictly blue collar. There might not've been extra money floating around for those toys even if I had wanted them.)

My first comic books other than the Archie digests from the grocery store were from a box I found at a garage sale and begged for. (And still have.) Among them were some Bugs Bunny titles, Spider-Man issues, and a couple of Where Monsters Dwell issues (Marie Severin cover art). They weren't mint when I talked her into letting me have them, and after kid-me read and reread them, they certainly aren't mint now, but I love them and they are awesome. But this, too, was a solitary thing. I have no recollection of sharing my joy of this with my other friends.

I was in 6th grade when I discovered Madeline L'Engle's A Wrinkle in Time. By then, I had already devoured the Trixie Belden mysteries. None of my friends seemed particularly interested in either series. (I'm still a little afraid to watch DuVernay's movie; the book was important enough to me that if the movie doesn't hold up to my girlish expectations it would be crushing... even though everyone says she did an amazing job.)

This is a long and winding way of saying my experience with female geekdom as a child was relatively painless. I was isolated and had no way to know what I was missing, outside of the toys I could see and didn't have. It was a little lonely and sometimes hurtful, but for the most part I think I was comfortable in my solitude.

Fast forward to adulthood. I managed to find another solitude-appreciating nerd in college, he's a bit more extroverted than I am, but we manage okay. I guess since I tend to avoid a lot of the social situations that could lead to my rejection, I haven't had many of the same "fake geek" bullshit experiences so many of my sisters have. The little RPGing I have done was done with a tight group of friends. When I played WoW, I was gamed with friends or alone because I didn't want to deal with the a-holes I knew were out there. Probably the worst I have experienced is the assumption that the action figures I'm buying are for a boyfriend/husband and not for me. That may be due to the fact that I carefully curated my experience to minimize exposure, knowing what lurked in the shadows; I made conscious decisions to limit myself to maximize personal enjoyment. (AND I SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD TO DO THAT! We're clear on that right? Women everywhere have to avoid things they enjoy because men are openly hostile or harassingly "welcome.")

I don't want to take away from the lived experiences of the women I have seen getting harassed in real time online. Women driven from the internet, from Twitter, from gaming, whatever, because male geekdom found their mere presence unholy. The fact that my wounds are superficial in comparison, doesn't mean I deny the deeper wounds of others. (On the contrary, it makes me want to fight for them, protectively.)

Am I less of a geek because I have been unwilling to hang myself up as a target? No one who knows me would call me timid, but I don't enjoy being the butt of anyone's jokes (being the girl between two brothers will cure you of that right-quick). I just want to enjoy the media that makes me happy without people telling me I shouldn't like those things now, when I have all along, even if they're not telling me directly. Because honestly, when people are shitty to one of my sisters, that means they've been shitty to me. I always seem to be arriving too late to the scene to prevent it from happening, and maybe it's too big to "prevent" anyway – perhaps triage is all I can provide – but I'll be damned if it happens in my presence.

We don't have to earn our place to be here. We don't owe anyone anything. There are no dues to be paid, no entrance exams. And we've got

Black Action Figures: Just the Ladies (Almost)

There are not many black characters in pop culture. People of color (POC) are vastly underrepresented in the media we consume to entertain us. Certainly, there have been some inroads to inclusion, but there are still wide chasms to bridge. (And I won't even get into the pay gap; I am so not qualified to talk about that.)

Since today marks the first day of Black History Month, and the truly wonderful #28DaysOfBlackCosplay, it got me thinking about dearth of black action figures (that goes hand in hand with the lack of black characters), which made me wonder how many I had in my collection. Sadly, this won't take that long...

Aveline de Grandpré: Assassin's Creed
McFarlane, 2014
This was the first female playable assassin in the game. Some fanbois lost their shit because cooties.

Domina: Spawn Reborn
McFarlane, 2003
This is a repaint of an earlier figure that is white. The character in the comics also appears to be white. The repaint is one of McFarlane's many reissued, repainted figures for that cash cow.

Fatality: Green Lantern Corps
DC Direct, 2002
I debated including this one. She's an alien, not from Earth, but the way she's drawn and colored she looks like she could be black, and she dated black Green Lantern John Stewart (who also destroyed her planet; comics are complicated).

Gamora – played by actor Zoe Saldana: Guardians of the Galaxy
Hasbro, 2014
Saldana self-identifies as black, so here she is! Even if she is painted green...
Misty Knight (Heroes for Hire)
Hasbro, 2015
I have to kinda wonder if Knight's character (first app. 1975) was inspired by Pam Grier (Foxy Brown, et al.)...

Garona Halforcen – played by actor Paula Patton: Warcraft (movie)
Jakks Pacific, 2016
This was another one I wasn't sure to include or not. Patton's father is African-American, but I don't know how she, personally, identifies. I'm erring on the side of Barack Obama and including this figure.

Guinan – played by actor/comedian Whoopi Goldberg
Playmates, 1994
There were a few different versions of Guinan's character. This one is from Star Trek: Generations Basic Series.

Jackie Joyner-Kersee: Starting Lineup/Timeless Legends
Kenner, 1996
Florence Griffith-Joyner: Starting Lineup/Timeless Legends
Kenner, 1996
These are both reasonable likenesses, but they're not "action figures." There is very little articulation, and what there is is pretty meaningless. They are basically small plastic statues, that have a tiny amount of movement.

Lily [Sloane] – played by actor Alfre Woodard: Star Trek: First Contact
Playmates, 1996
On the card, she is merely "Lily, Zephram Cochran's Assistant," but in one Star Trek source, she is DR. Lily Sloane.

Maggie: Evolve
Funko, 2015
I don't know anything about this game. The fandom wiki page says her surname is Lumumba. She looks pretty badass.

Martha Jones – played by actor Freema Agyeman: Doctor Who
Character Options, 2013
Martha was available singly and in box sets. The one above is from the Companion Box Set.

Martia – played by Iman: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Playmates, 1995
This character is another alien, a Chameloid, so her attractive appearance portrayed by Iman is not her "true" form. But that's the action figure they made and how many people get to boast their own action figs, eh? (Plus I kinda love her character in the movie.)

Michonne – played by Danai Gurira: The Walking Dead
McFarlane, 2013
Michonne has a few different iterations of her character, this one is the TV Series 3 version.

Monica Rambeau: A-Force
Hasbro, 2017
This character has had a few different names in the comics, including Captain Marvel! Currently, we are set to meet her mother Maria "Photon" (Photon is one of her other aliases) Rambeau in the upcoming Captain Marvel movie. w00t!

Nakia – played by actor Lupita Nyong'o: Black Panther
Hasbro,  2017
This particular series of action figures was a Build-a-Figure for Okoye: buy the 5 required figures, and assemble the character played by Danai Gurira. There is a forthcoming Wave 2 of Black Panther figures than includes a Dora Milaje with three different heads.

Niobe – played by actor Jada Pinkett Smith: The Matrix Reloaded
McFarlane, 2003
I love the detail in this figure, it's a good likeness of both the actress and the character. I hate that the pose is baked in. There's not much *action* in this action figure.

Onyx: Golden Girl and the Guardians of the Gemstones
Galoob, 1984
This was a "knockoff" of the Mattel She-Ra line. Great figures with real metal shields. The metallic coating on their capes have an unfortunate tendency to shed with age, though.

Patty Tolan – played by actor/comedian Leslie Jones: Ghostbusters
Mattel, 2016
The figures are great, a little monochromatic, but faithfully rendered. The packaging was cheap as hell, though, and when I bought mine all the boxes in the store were crushed, every one of them. Not only cheap, but ugly. So Mattel didn't commit to the packaging, didn't commit to the lame-ass build-a-fig Rowan ghost that came with buying all four. Kinda like how a lot of people didn't commit to the movie, and how awesome it really was.

Rue – played by Amandla Stenberg: The Hunger Games
NECA, 2012
Another really nice rendering of a character. NECA generally does well with their figures. Rue doesn't have a whole lot of articulation, but she looks like her character. If you've read the books or seen the movies, having this one in your collection will just make you sad and angry a lot.

Sasha (Williams) – played by Sonequa Martin-Green: The Walking Dead
McFarlane, 2017 (Walgreens exclusive)
This is an exclusive figure that was available only from Walgreens drug stores. Like most McFarlane figures, it's a good likeness of the actor. Incidentally, in order for an action figure to have a likeness of the actor, that person has to sign off on it. People have rights to whether their likeness is used (or NOT used), and if you see an action figure that looks nothing like the individual it portrays, it might be that person refused the use of their likeness.

(Future) Shard: X-Men
Toy Biz, 1997
I wasn't sure about including this character. According to her bio, Shard Bishop is the daughter of indigenous Australians. Some of these people refer to themselves as black, some don't. I honestly don't know how Marvel intends her to be perceived.

Shonti: Tenko and the Guardians of the Magic
Mattel, 1995
Fallon: Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders
Hasbro/Kenner, 1995
Both of these figures came out about the same time, and were based on Magical Girl cartoon series. I have not seen either series, but the figures are cute. However, neither series caught on the way She-Ra did 10 years earlier. And neither had the popularity of Sailor Moon.

Shuri – Letitia Wright: Black Panther (basic series)
Hasbro, 2017
There are two versions of this character, one based on the movie and the actress, and one based on the comic book character that came in a Toys R Us exclusive 2-Pack with Klaw. I bought the 2-pack and returned it when I saw the one above, so she would be more harmonious with the other movie Black Panther figures. The one that comes in the 2-pack does look cool though, I have to admit.

Stass Allie (foreground) – played by Lily Nyamwasa: Star Wars: Attack of the Clones/Revenge of the Sith
Hasbro, 2005
Luminara Unduli (background) – played by Mary Oyaya: Star Wars: Attack of the Clones/Revenge of the Sith
Hasbro, 2013
There are multiple versions of both these figures, but Luminara Unduli has more variations than Stass Allie.

Storm: She-Force Series 2
Toy Biz, 1996
Until the batteries wear out (or corrode), the lightening bolt on her chest lights up. This same figure came in a silver chrome, silver paint, and white versions as well as the black. There have been many Storm figures. She's the one black superhero that pretty much everyone can think of even when you ask non-comic fans, along with Blade (probably).

Lt. (Nyota) Uhura – played by Nichelle Nichols (and Zoe Saldana in the reboot): Star Trek
Playmates, 1995
Uhura has several variations of her character. The one above is from the Classic Movie Series, from Star Trek: The Motion Picture. I liked it because she wasn't wearing that stupid impractical miniskirt.

Valkyrie – played by Tessa Thompson: Thor: Ragnarok
Hasbro, 2017
This figure came in a two-pack with the short-haired Thor from Ragnarok. He's out of the frame here, but Tessa is dragging Chris in sparkly net I made from sacrificed fishnet tights. Worth it.

Wanda II (Simmons): The Art of Spawn
McFarlane, 2005
This is a non-articulated figure, but it's so pretty I couldn't resist. If you plan to get this one for yourself, something to be aware of: the candlesticks are a fairly soft plastic, and warp easily. Mine arrived looking half-melted. I might be able to use a hair dryer to straighten them, but I haven't tried.

Zoë Washburne – played by Gina Torres: Firefly
Funko, 2014
A good likeness of the actor. The Funko figures are sometimes hit and miss with their joints and swivels. This one was a bit of a miss for me. Her thigh swivels are kind of obnoxious, and her head barely moves because of the hair.

Okay, that's it for the ladies in my collection, even the ones I haven't unboxed yet. That was 32 female characters that are either black, are aliens played by black actors, or aliens that appear as black.

I have one dude displayed who's black. I don't typically display male figures, even if they come with the female ones, but Ty and Tandy are kinda literally codependent. They need each other, so they're displayed together.

Cloak: Cloak and Dagger box set
Toy Biz, 1997
This was a collector's set that came out way before the tv show. This pair has been in another 2-pack, and separately as 6-inch and 3 3/4-inch figures.

So including my codependent guy, 33 black characters (more or less). That is pitifully small, when you consider my collection is edging up on 700.

If you love diverse media, support it. If you want to see diverse characters, demand them from the studios that create them. Hollywood saw, clearly, that a black superhero movie could succeed, beyond their dreams of avarice. Black Panther shattered records, and good for them! Let's see more of that, please!

For another resource, totally dedicated to this kind of thing exclusively, visit: Black Action Figures.

American Horror Story: Barbie Coven

Yeah, okay, so maybe that doesn't really strike horror into most hearts, but have you ever stared into the vacant, vapid, blank stare of a Barbie doll for very long? Terrifying...

"A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her,
because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her."
-- Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

A n y w a y... yesterday, I was working on something else which led to me deciding to finally fix the spooky tree that was sitting on the witch doll shelf in the guest room (before it fell over, taking half the dolls with it). I had to dismantle the base, remove the guts, re"stuff" it with a thick dowel leftover from something else and reglue it all. Then I had to repair the paint that got messed up because it's made of pipe cleaners, masking tape and paper, and some of the paint flaked (surprisingly little!). While I was at it, I added some lichen-y and mossy greens to the roots and knothole. It gave it quite a bit more dimension, I think.

Round about the cauldron go; / In the poison’d entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone / Days and nights hast thirty one
Swelter’d venom sleeping got,  / Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot.
Macbeth, Act IV, Scene 1

I mentioned on Twitter that I was trying to tie this collection to some of the other things in the room, to make the room cohesive. The guest bedroom is currently an odd mix of children's library (it's adjacent to our daughter's room, so the logical place for kid's books after we ran out of room in the library downstairs), some memorabilia and art from New Orleans/Mardi Gras, and witches.

After I put up the shelf holds all the dolls, I had decided it would be cool to tie them to New Orleans by printing out a background of family crypts*, as if they were all meeting in a New Orleans cemetery. So that's what I did yesterday, printing out some altered photos on cardstock, then gluing them to foamcore. The idea is that they look like they're a bit in the distance, so the detail isn't sharp on purpose. I wanted the concept of the crypts without the images themselves fighting for prominence on the shelf. Unfortunately, the shelf is so crowded that now you can't hardly see the crypts at all. ::sigh:: (The one to the left of the tree is alleged to be Marie Laveau's true resting place. Of course, I had to include the Voodoo Queen of New Orleans!)

Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hekate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna

I do have a solution to the crowded shelf problem, however. There is room above the headboard on the opposite wall for another shelf, and I do have another identical shelf waiting to be put up. I'm mostly waiting for more dolls to justify the trouble. I might need to find a new home for my old promo print of Bugs and Witch Hazel, though.

Witch Hazel: I warn you, dearie, I'm going to worm all your ugly secrets out of you. Tell me. Who undoes your hair?
Bugs Bunny: Do you like it?
Hazel: Like it? It's absolutely hideous!
Bugs: I did myself up tonight.
Hazel: There's nothing like a home permanent.
Broom-Stick Bunny, 1956

Flanking the bed are the taller bookcases, and more random doll assortments.

L-R: 2003 Halloween Fortune (Target excl.), 2000 85th Birthday Halloween ed. Raggedy Ann,
2004 Boo-tiful Halloween

Top: 1997 FAO Schwarz excl. Samantha Stephens Bewitched (Exclusive Premiere)
Middle: (mostly hidden behind the plush dragon) 1972 Emerald the Enchanting Witch (Milton Bradley)
Bottom L-R: Disney Store Evil Queen, 2010 Bewitched Barbie, Disney Store Maleficent
Right: three Mardi Gras prints from NOLA artist Mousie
(clockwise from top, 2001 "Mardi Gras Moon Goddess", 1998 "Perfume", 2000 "Mardi Gras Eyes")

The shelf with the little plush dragon (Leviathan, to be specific, he was a parade throw) and Emerald (who is sadly nekkid) holds my modest collection of modern and vintage witchy kids books. I've written one of my own that I'm still in process of working out the illustrations for, and writing a second.

Then there's one of my recent acquisitions, and the source of much frustration for Jill Thompson, who worked for years to bring her to life: the Scary Godmother doll. She was a Kickstarter project (my husband backed it for me, and I even got to meet Ms. Thompson, who is lovely) and I was thrilled when she finally arrived. I don't plan on taking her out of the box until I have a dome to put her under.

"Here's a treat that's fun to make and helps you get a word in edgewise. Take two of your favorite crackers, spread one with jam, one with peanut butter, smoosh them together, and jam them into the mouth of a chattering werewolf."

Next to her on the shelf is a little experimental doll I made. Above the shelf on the wall is a collection of doubloons from my collection, and a drape of beads attached to the frame below it. I had a brief, mad obsession with doubloons and their history, and have a big 3-ring binder full of them, carefully sorted by year and put in little cardboard/mylar coin folders.

Finally, the last part of the collection in this room sort of serves as a warning, and is a souvenir from Salem, Massachusetts, so I suppose it's not all New Orleans...

By the way, in Colonies, they hanged "convicted" witches. Burning is what they did in Europe.

Resources
If you're a witchy sort of collector, too, here's a fantastic resource for the Barbie Halloween dolls:
http://www.fashion-doll-guide.com/Halloween-Barbie-Dolls.html
For more witchy children's books, visit A Mighty Girl's blog:
https://www.amightygirl.com/blog?p=10117 "With Broomstick in Hand, 40 Books Starring Mighty Witches"
...and Red Tricycle's "Which Witch is Your Favorite? 14 Witch Books We Love":
http://redtri.com/witch-books-for-kids/
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*If you are unfamiliar, many burials in New Orleans are aboveground, because NOLA is below the water table. Any coffins that are buried have ledger stones to keep them down, or have stone walls around the coffin to keep out rising water. More info about those: http://liverytours.com/2014/10/new-orleans-cemeteries-and-graves/.

Summer Project: Shelf Risers

After a bit of a recent mad unboxing spree, it became increasingly apparent that I really need shelf risers for the main wall. Three deep when most of them are the same height, you just can't see them all, and with the interior height of the shelf at 14 inches, I have the space to do that. However, with the size of some of the figures (and the bases/stands they came with), it may not be practical to do 2 tiers/3 rows like I was originally thinking.

This brings me to another question: how important is overall symmetry? If I have one shelf with 2 tiers next to a shelf with just one, is that going to look weird? Do I go ahead and make all 60 risers (6 cases, 5 shelves each, 2 risers per shelf = 60 risers), with the thought that even if I don't need them now, I might need them later if I rearrange the shelves again? Rather leaning in that direction...

I figured the max height of the taller tier should be 6 inches high, leaving enough room for even an 8-inch figure to stand on, and the shorter one should be 3 inches, elevating each row 3 inches above the other. It also seems logical to display the larger figures in the back, smaller ones in the front, maximizing the difference in height to my advantage.

While I was rearranging the shelves, trying to figure out how to best use the 6th bookcase that I emptied to use for figures*, I really had some trouble with groups. Having a continuous row of Marvel and DC is no sweat. Having a continuous row of McFarlane is not happening. So I grouped them it a way that made the most sense to me. It's my collection, I can curate it how I please.

I don't display many male figures (because I don't seek them out) and I don't vignette figures, generally, but when I got the Valkyrie/Odinson 2-pack (more accurately, my husband found it for me), I had to sacrifice a pair of tights to do this:

Yes, drag him back to your lair...

Not sure how I'll set that up with risers, but that little scene stays on the shelf! The other dude-commentary I have made is with good ole Steve Trevor, the only non-Wonder Woman figure on the WW shelf. But... he's seated, passive, with his long gun across his lap, while all the Wondies are in various poses of alertness.

"What I do is not up to you."

Sadly, risers on the WW shelf will mean moving that Wonder-ful print by the Satrun twins, but that means it will be more visible somewhere else. There's already a dais there with pegs in it for feet that came in a Wonder Woman/Wonder Girl box set, but I think that will have to go in favor of the risers, unless it will fit on one of them.

Really, now it's just a matter of tracking down the wood, and I think I have found a source for free scrap wood and "free" is definitely one of my favorite words, although it's a bit of a haul to get to. Once I have the wood, it's a matter of cutting, gluing and nailing. The natural wood will be fine, and disappear into the "birch" color of the shelving units. Then I just need museum putty to stick them to the shelves and risers, and I can do away with the dowels.

Since there's still nonsense happening in June with summer school and other commitments, I'm hoping I can knock this out in July over a couple of weekends. (LOL -- yeah... because it's entirely predictable that something else will come up to prevent this from happening until next year. ::sigh::)

UPDATE: This is the most recent set of photos of the collection, and why I need the risers in the first place.

Some of these shelves are so jammed with figures, it's hard to see anything.
Others have room for growth, and others are too bulky to allow
for much of anything, and risers may be problematic.

A-Force assembled! Definitely needs risers...

Unfortunately, these shelves are not deep enough, or have enough space between them to allow for risers.

...and neither do these.

Fortunately, Nancy Pearl doesn't have to compete with anyone else in the library upstairs.

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*It had originally not held figures, in part because it was separated from the others by a beam in the ceiling, breaking the line. We used it to hold graphic novels, and a few misc., but it became clear I needed the space so I got more bookcases to hold the GNs, and gained 5 more shelves for the collection. It still may not be enough down the road.